In His Own Words
About Him
I'm really good at having fun. Adventurous. I like to think I'm funny. Verified user reviews for being good in bed.
About His Ideal Match
Just be able to have fun. We're in this bitch to live. Enjoy skinny dipping and being outdoors. If you like to get baked that's a plus.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Wichita (Halstead), Kansas | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
34 | |
Star Sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Spanish | |
Relationship Status: |
Separated | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term | |
Have Kids: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Kids: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Entrepreneur / Business Owner | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Kansas | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
21 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous; Thick | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Color: |
Any | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
Man-beard all the way |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Body Art: |
A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humor: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party Behavior: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Funny; Intelligent; Outrageous; Outspoken; Silly; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Country & Western; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Romance; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
American Football; Archery; Baseball; Basketball; Body building; Bowling; Boxing; Camping; Canoeing; Darts; Extreme sports; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Hunting; MMA; Motorsport; Pool; Rock climbing; Shooting; Skiing; Sky diving; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Water skiing; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Take Drugs: |
Depends - you a cop? |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work Aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Retirement Plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |