JakeisnotthesnakeJakeisnotthesnake

Jakeisnotthesnake

31 – Wichita (Halstead), Kansas, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Wichita (Halstead), Kansas, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
31
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
Yes, not living with me
Want Kids:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Entrepreneur / Business Owner
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Kansas, United States
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
21 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous; Thick
Looks:
Any
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm really good at having fun. Adventurous. I like to think I'm funny. Verified user reviews for being good in bed.

About His Ideal Match

Just be able to have fun. We're in this bitch to live. Enjoy skinny dipping and being outdoors. If you like to get baked that's a plus.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behavior:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Outrageous; Outspoken; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Country & Western; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Romance; War; Westerns
Interests:
Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
American Football; Archery; Baseball; Basketball; Body building; Bowling; Boxing; Camping; Canoeing; Darts; Extreme sports; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Hunting; MMA; Motorsport; Pool; Rock climbing; Shooting; Skiing; Sky diving; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Water skiing; Weight training
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Thai; Vietnamese
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Depends - you a cop?
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
Moderate
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely