In His Own Words
About Him
I'm inappropriate yet charming. Self deprecating yet confident. Laid back yet a complete goof. A sex god yet programmed for monogamy. A great flirt in person yet horrible through text.
About His Ideal Match
I am pretty easy, just don't take yourself too seriously, treat people the way you want to be treated.
What His Friends Say
metabolicmike hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Garden City (nassau), New York, United States | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
34 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Color: |
Light Brown | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
None | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Kids: |
No | |
Want Kids: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Velociraptor | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Ask me later | |
Occupation: |
Entrepreneur / Business Owner | |
Income: |
Wealthy |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in New York, United States | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
21 - 31 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Athletic; Thick | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Any | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
Man-beard all the way |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
