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metabolicmike

33 – Garden City (nassau), New York, United States

I'm just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Garden City (nassau), New York, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
33
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
None
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage
Have Kids:
No
Want Kids:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Velociraptor
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Entrepreneur / Business Owner
Income:
Wealthy

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in New York, United States
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
21 - 31
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body Type:
Slim; Athletic; Thick
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm inappropriate yet charming. Self deprecating yet confident. Laid back yet a complete goof. A sex god yet programmed for monogamy. A great flirt in person yet horrible through text.

About His Ideal Match

I am pretty easy, just don't take yourself too seriously, treat people the way you want to be treated.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Hair:
Average
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans)