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SimonLG

40 – Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage
Have Kids:
No
Want Kids:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Velociraptor
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Apple Valley; Blaine; Bloomington; Brooklyn Center; Brooklyn Park; Burnsville; Coon Rapids; Cottage Grove; Crystal; Eagan; Eden Prairie; Edina; Fridley; Golden Valley; Inver Grove Heights; Maple Grove; Maplewood; Minneapolis; Minnetonka; New Brighton; New Hope; Plymouth; Richfield; Roseville; Shoreview; St. Louis Park; St. Paul; White Bear Lake; Woodbury (Minnesota, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
25 - 37
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm)
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Other; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Color:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Asian; Native American; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
No
Want Kids:
Yes; Maybe
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Things I am:

British, with legal permanent resident status here. Finally getting full citizenship next year.
A guitarist.
Completing all side quests before freeing the 4th Divine Beast.
An archer.
A black belt martial artist in the Korean sword art of Haidong Gumdo.
Never seen in the same room as Batman. Just sayin'...
A feminist, and firm advocate of equality.
#NoDAPL
Parent to a flat-faced cat named Fred.
More intelligent than your average human.
Adept at driving stick.
The ex of a billionaire. Seriously. We're still friends.
Unique, and kind of weird (in the good way).
A good listener and advice-giver.
A gamer (tabletop and video).
Secretly in love with Emma Stone.
Quite hungry, right this second.
Thanatophobic. (Look it up; no I don't really want to talk about it).
Pretty adorable, by all accounts.
A huge fan of all things Joss Whedon, and also Doctor Who/Sherlock.
Adept at cutting my own hair.
House Targaryen, Gryffinclaw, Rebel Alliance, a Browncoat, the Tenth Doctor (Allons-y!), Team Spuffy, Tau'ri, Calaquendi, District 3, Dauntless.
An animal lover. NOT IN THAT WAY. EWWW. GO TO YOUR ROOM!
In full possession of my faculties.
Self-sufficient. I'm a great cook!
Looking for friends and good conversation.
Groot.
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
A stickler for good grammar, spelling, and the Oxford comma.
Afraid of spiders, but not snakes.
Aiming to misbehave.
The very best, like no-one ever was.
Never wrong.
Socially awkward, but not exactly introverted.
Looking for the ultimate question that is answered with "42".
In dire need of a vacation to a beach with a bar.
Eating a Popsicle, and you're not. :P
Addicted to graphic tees. It's a form of self expression!
Kind of an ass. I will make fun of you! Please do the same.

Things I am not:

Ever gonna give you up. Or let you down.

About His Ideal Match

You have a wicked sense of humour, can make and take silly puns, appreciate internet and pop culture humour, and are kind of a geek at heart. Or at least appreciative of it. I mean, I cosplay at conventions so it's something I'm quite invested in. It would be fun to attend with a significant other in matching fandom costumes!

I'm looking for the whole package - a best friend who's happy to hang out and watch TV some days, and go out adventuring other days. The occasional player two for video games is a plus, but not necessary. Also must love animals. I love pretty much anything except insects and arachnids. Even reptiles are fine! In terms of looks . . . body size isn't important to me, but a cute face with beautiful eyes and a nice smile is. Kind of have a thing for red hair, so that's a plus. Never dated a redhead before! ^_^

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Out of control
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behavior:
A wallflower
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Rock
TV Habits:
I watch a few favorite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Independent; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Archery; Basketball; Bowling; Darts; Hiking; Pool; Snooker; Soccer; Swimming; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Get promoted
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Politics:
Liberal
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Very