In His Own Words
About Him
Things I am:
British, with legal permanent resident status here. Finally getting full citizenship next year.
A guitarist.
Completing all side quests before freeing the 4th Divine Beast.
An archer.
A black belt martial artist in the Korean sword art of Haidong Gumdo.
Never seen in the same room as Batman. Just sayin'...
A feminist, and firm advocate of equality.
#NoDAPL
Parent to a flat-faced cat named Fred.
More intelligent than your average human.
Adept at driving stick.
The ex of a billionaire. Seriously. We're still friends.
Unique, and kind of weird (in the good way).
A good listener and advice-giver.
A gamer (tabletop and video).
Secretly in love with Emma Stone.
Quite hungry, right this second.
Thanatophobic. (Look it up; no I don't really want to talk about it).
Pretty adorable, by all accounts.
A huge fan of all things Joss Whedon, and also Doctor Who/Sherlock.
Adept at cutting my own hair.
House Targaryen, Gryffinclaw, Rebel Alliance, a Browncoat, the Tenth Doctor (Allons-y!), Team Spuffy, Tau'ri, Calaquendi, District 3, Dauntless.
An animal lover. NOT IN THAT WAY. EWWW. GO TO YOUR ROOM!
In full possession of my faculties.
Self-sufficient. I'm a great cook!
Looking for friends and good conversation.
Groot.
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
A stickler for good grammar, spelling, and the Oxford comma.
Afraid of spiders, but not snakes.
Aiming to misbehave.
The very best, like no-one ever was.
Never wrong.
Socially awkward, but not exactly introverted.
Looking for the ultimate question that is answered with "42".
In dire need of a vacation to a beach with a bar.
Eating a Popsicle, and you're not. :P
Addicted to graphic tees. It's a form of self expression!
Kind of an ass. I will make fun of you! Please do the same.
Things I am not:
Ever gonna give you up. Or let you down.
About His Ideal Match
You have a wicked sense of humour, can make and take silly puns, appreciate internet and pop culture humour, and are kind of a geek at heart. Or at least appreciative of it. I mean, I cosplay at conventions so it's something I'm quite invested in. It would be fun to attend with a significant other in matching fandom costumes!
I'm looking for the whole package - a best friend who's happy to hang out and watch TV some days, and go out adventuring other days. The occasional player two for video games is a plus, but not necessary. Also must love animals. I love pretty much anything except insects and arachnids. Even reptiles are fine! In terms of looks . . . body size isn't important to me, but a cute face with beautiful eyes and a nice smile is. Kind of have a thing for red hair, so that's a plus. Never dated a redhead before! ^_^
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Minneapolis, Minnesota | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
43 | |
Star Sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Kids: |
No | |
Want Kids: |
Yes | |
Daily Diet: |
Velociraptor | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Enough |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Apple Valley; Blaine; Bloomington; Brooklyn Center; Brooklyn Park; Burnsville; Coon Rapids; Cottage Grove; Crystal; Eagan; Eden Prairie; Edina; Fridley; Golden Valley; Inver Grove Heights; Maple Grove; Maplewood; Minneapolis; Minnetonka; New Brighton; New Hope; Plymouth; Richfield; Roseville; Shoreview; St. Louis Park; St. Paul; White Bear Lake; Woodbury (Minnesota) | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
25 - 37 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Other; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Native American; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Kids: |
No | ||
Want Kids: |
Yes; Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Out of control |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
Man-beard all the way |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humor: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behavior: |
A wallflower |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favorite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Sci-Fi |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Independent; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Archery; Basketball; Bowling; Darts; Hiking; Pool; Snooker; Soccer; Swimming; Walking |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm |
Work Aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Very |
