In His Own Words
About Him
This will probably be added to more and more. I’m borderline schizophrenic and have some slight paranoia. But beyond that, I’m pretty much Andy Dwyer and Owen Grady rolled into one.
About His Ideal Match
Anyone willing to put up with me. Confidence is a huuuge turn on. Also a willingness to keep up with my mom-childishness.
What His Friends Say
TheFailKing03 hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
St. Louis Park, Minnesota, United States | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
31 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Very Attractive | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
German | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Kids: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Kids: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Velociraptor | |
Smoking: |
Ask me later | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
High / secondary school | |
Occupation: |
Labour / Construction | |
Income: |
Solvent |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Minnesota, United States | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 26 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous; Thick | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Any | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; Native American; Pacific Islander; White/Caucasian; Other; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; It's complicated | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body Hair: |
Smooth |
Body Art: |
A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humor: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behavior: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Silly; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
Date Activities: |
A movie; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Horror; Independent; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Board games; Computer & video games; Meditation; Painting; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Writing books |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Archery; Baseball; Camping; Canoeing; Fishing; Hiking; Hunting; Motorsport; Orienteering; Paddle surfing; Pool; Rowing; Shooting; Soccer; Surf skiing/kayaking; Swimming; Walking |
Cooking: |
I have to cook |
Food: |
Doesn't matter; Fast food; Pub Grub |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Frequently |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Showing affection in public; Thrill seeking |
Work Aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Dream Home: |
Other |
Religious Attendance: |
I'm non-practicing |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic; Excited; Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
