In His Own Words
About Him
This has always been a tough question for me. It's basically the same as "why should we hire you?". I guess to start with, I'm a pretty funny guy. Most of the time. Well some of the time. I can be funny, promise. Also I'm incredibly good at dirty talk. I'll make your panties wet with one sentence, or your money back. I love movies and games. When I say love, I mean I am a legit movie buff. So that's always fun to talk about. I consider myself pretty intelligent, so we can have conversations about a lot of different things. Also I'm hot af.
About His Ideal Match
Someone who isn't boring in conversation, has a sarcastic sense of humor, and isn't too serious. Also a plus if you like games and movies. Also a double plus if respond faster than once a day.
What His Friends Say
Swishzors hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Indianapolis, Indiana, United States | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
32 | |
Star Sign: |
Libra | |
Height: |
6' 0" (183cm) | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance | |
Have Kids: |
No | |
Want Kids: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Current University / College Student | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
20 - 31 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black | ||
Eye Color: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single | ||
Have Kids: |
No | ||
Want Kids: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Long |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
None |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humor: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behavior: |
A barfly |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
Date Activities: |
A movie; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favorite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Nature / Wildlife; Sci-Fi |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Reading; Singing; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
Not involved at all |
Sports: |
Bowling; Cycling; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Stressed |
Time at Work: |
I'm a student |
Pastimes of choice: |
Watching TV or a movie |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Power; Sarcasm |
Work Aspirations: |
Fire the boss |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Religious Attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Nervous; Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
