In His Own Words
About Him
Let's be real. Every profile at this point probably sounds the same...and you're probably thinking how many laid back awesome guys are on here?! So I won't bore you with all that stuff...but I will tell you a little bit....I am a very hard working dedicated person and I live life to it's fullest. I laugh often and am very optimistic. I think my smile is contagious :) I have a young child that I simply love. My 8 year old is soooo smart that we are able to have intellectual conversations (or does that mean I have the intellect of a 8 year old?).
In my free time I spend lots of time with my daughter (she doesn't live with me, but she lives very close by), exercise daily, ride my motorcycle and 4 wheelers in the summer and snowboard in the winter or at least try to, when life isn't busy. I always try to keep busy doing something. Oh and I LOVE to cook.
I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humor (some would say disturbing). My humor is along the lines of Workaholics, Archer, Its Always Sunny. Kind of crude but I can take a joke
Looking for a women who is adventurous, spontaneous, good sense of humor is a must, and knows what she wants
You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a forklift operator
About His Ideal Match
She has to have a sense of humor, and be able to carry on a good conversation, looking for someone who has her head on straight and isn't afraid to be herself and handle business
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Laguna Niguel (Aliso Viejo), California | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
46 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
6' 3" (191cm) | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Color: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Spanish | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Kids: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want Kids: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Technical Diploma | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Costa Mesa; Laguna Beach; Laguna Hills; Laguna Niguel; Lakewood; Orange; San Clemente; San Diego; Santa Ana; Tustin (California) | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
30 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
Yes; Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Velociraptor | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Body Art: |
Several tattoos |
Sense of Humor: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behavior: |
A social butterfly |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Compassion; Honesty; Humility; Humor; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favorite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Healthy living; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
A regular competitor |
Sports: |
Baseball; Basketball; Extreme sports; Fishing; Ice Hockey; Motorsport; Pool; Shooting |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
For the right person, to the moon! |