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UltraJosh

45 – Laguna Niguel (Aliso Viejo), California, United States

Tacos, Beers, Motorcycles what could go wrong

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About Him

Let's be real. Every profile at this point probably sounds the same...and you're probably thinking how many laid back awesome guys are on here?! So I won't bore you with all that stuff...but I will tell you a little bit....I am a very hard working dedicated person and I live life to it's fullest. I laugh often and am very optimistic. I think my smile is contagious :) I have a young child that I simply love. My 8 year old is soooo smart that we are able to have intellectual conversations (or does that mean I have the intellect of a 8 year old?).

In my free time I spend lots of time with my daughter (she doesn't live with me, but she lives very close by), exercise daily, ride my motorcycle and 4 wheelers in the summer and snowboard in the winter or at least try to, when life isn't busy. I always try to keep busy doing something. Oh and I LOVE to cook.

I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humor (some would say disturbing). My humor is along the lines of Workaholics, Archer, Its Always Sunny. Kind of crude but I can take a joke

Looking for a women who is adventurous, spontaneous, good sense of humor is a must, and knows what she wants

You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a forklift operator

About His Ideal Match

She has to have a sense of humor, and be able to carry on a good conversation, looking for someone who has her head on straight and isn't afraid to be herself and handle business

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Laguna Niguel (Aliso Viejo), California, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
45
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
6' 3" (191cm)
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Color:
Dark Blonde
Eye Color:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage
Have Kids:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Kids:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Costa Mesa; Laguna Beach; Laguna Hills; Laguna Niguel; Lakewood; Orange; San Clemente; San Diego; Santa Ana; Tustin (California, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
30 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Color:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; Changes Often
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Yes; Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Velociraptor
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
Several tattoos
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behavior:
A social butterfly
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Honesty; Humility; Humor; Kindness; Moderation; Patience; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
TV Habits:
I watch a few favorite shows each week
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary
Interests:
Auto repair; Healthy living; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
A regular competitor
Sports:
Baseball; Basketball; Extreme sports; Fishing; Ice Hockey; Motorsport; Pool; Shooting
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!