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BeavisInFlorida

40 – St. Petersburg, Florida, United States

Normal dude looking for a cool chick to make laugh until milk squirts out

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
St. Petersburg, Florida, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Color:
Light Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
No
Want Kids:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Sales and Marketing
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
St. Petersburg (Florida, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
21 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Thick
Looks:
Any
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Kids:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Sense of humor is what makes me who I am. People enjoy being around me and getting into fun cheeky shenanigans. I travel the world quite a bit, I love my dogs, own a home, get along with everyone, recently became single after 15 years, down for anything.

About His Ideal Match

Someone chill who is comfortable at the beach, on the couch, or out on the town. Let's go do stuff. Show me what you're into and I'll give it a shot. Gotta love to laugh, smile, and occasionally wonder if you peed your pants.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behavior:
A cruiser
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humor; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Board games; Business news; Card games; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gambling; Making Music; Reading; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Basketball; Bowling; Camping; Extreme sports; Golf; Hiking; Ice Hockey; MMA; Motorsport; Pool; Rugby; Shooting; Table Tennis
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organized
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Playing with my pet
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm in the middle of a divorce
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Politics:
Moderate
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely