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Kevluvscali1515

53 – Holbrook (Farmingville), New York, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Holbrook (Farmingville), New York, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
53
Star Sign:
Aries
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
Yes, living with me
Want Kids:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Associates degree
Occupation:
Food Services
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Centereach (New York, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
32 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Velociraptor
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker; Charlie Sheen
Education:
High / secondary school; Some University / College
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm a raging alcoholic! I live in the basement of my mom's house. I don't have a job. I surf the Internet all day. I am full of witty sarcasm!

About His Ideal Match

Basically I'm looking for a sugar mama to take care of me!😍😘😚😀& #128521;
You know?
THINK SARCASM!!!!!!
Hopefully she's taller than a troll.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Hairy chest only
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behavior:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Realistic; Sarcastic
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Reggae; Rock
TV Habits:
There're several shows I watch regularly
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance; Westerns
Interests:
Gambling; Healthy living; Reading; Shopping
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Pool; Snorkeling; Swimming
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Gastro Pub; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organized
Time at Work:
I work only a few hours a week
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I'm an only child
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely