In His Own Words
About Him
I'm a raging alcoholic! I live in the basement of my mom's house. I don't have a job. I surf the Internet all day. I am full of witty sarcasm!
About His Ideal Match
Basically I'm looking for a sugar mama to take care of me!😍😘😚😀& #128521;
You know?
THINK SARCASM!!!!!!
Hopefully she's taller than a troll.
What His Friends Say
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Holbrook (Farmingville), New York, United States | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
55 | |
Star Sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
6' 1" (185cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Color: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term | |
Have Kids: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want Kids: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
Associates degree | |
Occupation: |
Food Services | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Centereach (New York, United States) | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
32 - 50 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Any | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Velociraptor | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker; Charlie Sheen | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Some University / College | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Body Art: |
A tattoo or two |
Sense of Humor: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behavior: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Realistic; Sarcastic |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
Date Activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Reggae; Rock |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance; Westerns |
Interests: |
Gambling; Healthy living; Reading; Shopping |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
American Football; Baseball; Pool; Snorkeling; Swimming |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Gastro Pub; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organized |
Time at Work: |
I work only a few hours a week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Napping |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Retirement Plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |