Arrrrrrrrrrg

40 – Atascadero, California, United States

Looking for someone who shares my humor

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Atascadero, California, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Color:
Shaved
Eye Color:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
Yes, living with me
Want Kids:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Velociraptor
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Finance
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Atascadero (California, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
25 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm)
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured; Thick
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Any
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Velociraptor; Halaal
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker; Charlie Sheen
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Life. Why not enjoy it? Get to know me and if we don't like each other we move on. Pretty simple. No reason to waste time on people who don't make you happy.

I have a pretty dark sense of humor and would love someone that could laugh at the same things.

About His Ideal Match

She would be strong, smart, funny, active. Of course right? That's what everyone says.

But really, I need someone that isn't codependent. She needs to be able to stand in her own two feet and hold her own in life. Bonus points for being into potty humor.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Art:
Several tattoos
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Childish
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behavior:
A gate-crasher
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Optimistic; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humor; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Blues; Dance / Disco; Folk; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
TV Habits:
There're several shows I watch regularly
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Movie Channels; Sport; Variety shows
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Business news; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gambling; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Bowls; Camping; Golf; Hiking; Rock climbing; Shooting; Softball
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Depends - you a cop?
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm in the middle of a divorce
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Politics:
Moderate
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely