In His Own Words
About Him
I have a beard and tattoos. Nuff said. Yeah I'm short, but good things come in small packages. Doesn't mean everything is small... wink wink.
About His Ideal Match
Women who like to have fun and like beards and tattoos. Furry lips make happy nips. Beard rides are fun too.
What His Friends Say
Funbeardedguy hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Prescott, Arizona, United States | |
Gender: |
Chiver | |
Age: |
43 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
5' 3" (160cm) | |
Body Type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Color: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Color: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
It's complicated | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Kids: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want Kids: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Finance | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Arizona, United States | ||
Gender: |
Chivette | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 9" (176cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Thick | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Color: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye Color: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Pacific Islander; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Favorite Chive Post: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; It's complicated | ||
Have Kids: |
Any | ||
Want Kids: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Velociraptor | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
Man-beard all the way |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Body Art: |
Several tattoos |
Sense of Humor: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party Behavior: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favorite jeans) |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Country & Western; Heavy Metal; Rock |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favorite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; War; Westerns |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Baseball; Body building; Camping; Golf; Mountain biking; Shooting |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Take Drugs: |
Not any more |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm in the middle of a divorce |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Turn-ons: |
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Retirement Plans: |
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods |
Feelings about using Chive Dating: |
Hopeful; Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
