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Gooftard

41 – Springfield, Ohio, United States

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Springfield, Ohio, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
41
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Average
Hair Color:
Dark Blonde
Eye Color:
Blue
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Kids:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Velociraptor
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Labour / Construction
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in United States
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
24 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Hey! I'm a single dad looking for someone to make a good life even better. I have shared parenting and my daughter is with me every other week. Im silly and sarcastic but also vulnerable, sweet and sincere. I'm very straightforward and you will always know where my heart and head are leading me. I don't get hung up on specifics like your job, your kids or your ex husband/boyfriend/stalker ;) If you get my attention, you will have it for as long as you deserve it. I enjoy being attentive, romantic and making a woman feel important. And PLEASE: If you like leading men on or if you aren't sure of what you want, go play games somewhere else. Grown ups only.
Im looking for trust, understanding, friendship and fun. Love comes later but if we click I will definitely do my best not to let a good thing get away ;)
I'm set in my ways but still flexible for people that I care about.
If you like corny jokes, laughing at people and yourself, and just chilling with music, food and friends then we will click for sure. And I don't expect you to take my word on any of this, get to know me and decide for yourself :)

About His Ideal Match

Id like to find someone who is fun and can relax and laugh at themselves on occasion. Someone who can be a grown up when necessary but is still young at heart. There aren't many "deal breakers" for me, if I want to be with someone I try to make it happen.
If you like music, food, hoodies, cuddles, kisses and acting like a goober you're my type.

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Hair:
Light
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behavior:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Honesty; Humor; Kindness; Self-control; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Attending a sporting event; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Painting; Sculpting; Singing
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Bowling; Boxing; Camping; Hiking; Ice Skating; Pool; Running; Shooting; Soccer; Swimming; Walking
Food
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; German; Italian
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Power
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Hopeful
Honesty:
Extremely