esoteric_pun

37 – Los Angeles (Hollywood), California, United States

I'm quite illiterate. But I read a lot.

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About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Los Angeles (Hollywood), California, United States
Gender:
Chiver
Age:
37
Star Sign:
Cancer
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Color:
Other
Eye Color:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short romance; Long-term
Have Kids:
No
Want Kids:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Los Angeles (California, United States)
Gender:
Chivette
Age Range:
24 - 30
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair Color:
Any
Eye Color:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Favorite Chive Post:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single
Have Kids:
Any
Want Kids:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

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About His Ideal Match

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
Man-beard all the way
Body Hair:
Light
Personality
Sense of Humor:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behavior:
A social butterfly
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Going to the theatre; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Rock
TV Habits:
I watch a few favorite shows each week
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gambling; Healthy living; Making Music; Meditation; Painting; Photography; Reading; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Ice Hockey; Rock climbing; Scuba diving; Snowboarding
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Animals:
I like animals
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got brothers
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & Dislikes
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Other
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Politics:
Very Liberal
Feelings about using Chive Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely